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As the red scrolling text above states, I love technology, both the class and the idea. This is my definition for it:
technology (tɛkˈnɑlədʒi) n.
  1. a certain idea invented over a very long and unimportant period of time by inventors, thinkers, geniuses, workers, and morons all working together that makes my life, along with the lives of everyone else, easier, by reducing the number of tedious steps with a compound machine, instruction booklet, and stuff like that, therefore reducing the boredom and exhaustion in people's lives, which would slow down rioting for better tools when what everybody has are two bruised, overworked, and, more to the point, completely useless hands
  2. applied science
There are many technological inventions developed over the years, like the wheel:

The wheel was one of the simplest bits of technology ever created. Now, there are stuff like calculators, radios, televisions, cell phones, portable music players, hand grenades, and, of course, computers. One of my favorite computer companies is Apple Computer.

But technology has its drawbacks, like this one: